I’m just thinking what should I write about, today. So many things occupying the thinking space of my brain. And since I’m a great thinker I’ll leave the thinking about petty things like global warming, famines, economic depression, etc. etc. for lesser beings. I have much larger problems to think about.
Say, how to protect the Earth in case an asteroid makes a beeline for it, or a black hole suddenly gets hungry and decides to gobble up our precious planet .Can we make our Earth run for its life? Poor thing, she’s already gasping with the increased carbon-di-oxide and less oxygen in her system. Or what if, the Martians decide to invade our planet and take control of it. By the way who thought of giving Martians a green color? If I had been allowed to do the thinking I would have colored them a pretty pink, and they would have had candy floss for hair and wouldn’t be so nearly menacing. We would welcome them with open arms and eat their heads if they tried to patronize us. Wouldn’t need any nukes or the armed forces.
Which brings me to think, how interesting it would be if all the men in the armed forces were put off duty and only women recruited..There would be no war then, coz across borders or in the battle field they would suddenly notice a new nail color and immediately, all hostility forgotten, the focus would shift to the nail color or a new brand of lipstick, the latest in fashion trends, hairdos, and other girl talk. World peace would reign then.
This makes me wonder what would then be left for the ’Miss Worlds’ or ‘Miss Universes’ to do or what answer would they give when asked a question. Their whole existence will be in jeopardy. And with all the beauty queens becoming redundant, what will happen to all those millions of girls who keep trying to look like them. Poor girls, they will then not have any particular sizes to pine for or follow any magical diets. Just think what could happen then. With girls stopping shopping, the world economy will crash.
That will make the girls in the armed forces start fighting again and then……
OH!! My poor head aches with all the thinking, so many problems and all the burden on my frail shoulders… need some fellow thinkers to do some thinking for me..
Anyone thinking of applying?????